This is just gross

So Shannon & I are decking the halls and hanging up cheer tonight and I come across this little number in the fridge we have out in the garage. a sweet bottle of WILD STRaWbERRY Wine Cooler nectar bottled by the fine folks at Seagrams. It HaS to be 10 years old if it's a day. Make a note. If you come over and either of us serve you a Seagram's wine cooler, we are trying to kill you. Make no bones about it. I don't know what the shelf-life is on these things but if this is not pure poison by now, then that's even more gross than it just being in our fridge for so long.